{"id":2401,"date":"2013-04-05T01:27:08","date_gmt":"2013-04-05T08:27:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mxi2000.net\/mudworm\/?p=2401"},"modified":"2013-04-05T17:29:15","modified_gmt":"2013-04-06T00:29:15","slug":"cats-dogs-20130405","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mxi2000.net\/mudworm\/2013\/04\/cats-dogs-20130405","title":{"rendered":"Cats & Dogs: I’m lonely and I’m scared"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ok, now, I’m tired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Did you just rob a bank, sweetie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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I dare you touch any of this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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How do you sing “do-re-mi” in meows?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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A training buddy<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Why does the dog always lose?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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What? You brought treats home?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Is it Halloween yet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Let me put my arm, no leg, around you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Conflicted advice?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Um…<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Poor screen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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They are talking to each other!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Somebody help me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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A cat in a box!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Smart dog!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Let me brush myself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Mmmm… mmm… mmm…<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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A little slow there, kitty?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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I’m stuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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A Street Cat Named Bob. He’s famous! (I’m gonna buy that book.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Let me give you a hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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oh oh oh, alright, let me give you a hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Life is good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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The ultimate trick to get in on the food.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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What the heck?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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*wink*<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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A dog walks a horse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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I have a cold.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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That’s what happens when you look handsome. (Personal note: not my cup of tea.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Let me help you with the cake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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I don’t like to bathe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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It’s the angle. You can actually see the ribs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Mommy, he pooped on the floor!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Mommy, mommy, wait for me…<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Who has littered puppies all over the floor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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I’m lonely. I’m scared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Disclaimer: The original source of this collection is here<\/a> . I just want share the fun with Mr. Mud who cannot read Chinese, so all I did was some quick translation (or creation when I didn’t know how to translate).<\/p>\n

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